Having been a not-so-proud tenant of a landlord in Forest Park back in 1968 who thought it attractive to install a bathtub as a backyard planter, I had some sympathy for Asmus. Her fixtures were not the junk to which Judge Michael Caldwell referred in his ruling.
The Village had better head over to Gold's Gym if it's going to flex its muscles over such trivial matters in the future.
And in this morning's email, what arrived? An idea (see photo) for summer parties in the Asmus yard. Tina, are you reading?
"This woman is a nut. She doesn't want to pay to have the things removed so she resorts to this? Has any of her neighbors thought about paying those toilets a late night visit with a sledge hammer?"