You know those signs that people plant in their yards to warn off burglars? The ones with the names of the security alarm companies (which can remain nameless here)? This showed up in my in-box tonight.
Here's a new sign of the times.
It even beats Chuck Norris' warning sign, which reads, "We don't call 9-1-1."
The only problem with this bullet pattern is, if the first 2-3 didn't stop the invader, it might be a good idea to go for the head or lower stomach. He might just be wearing body armor!
When was the last time you went to the range for practice? Did you fire only at the center of the target? Did you take careful aim and shoot slowly? Did you also shoot accurately, but rapidly? Did you reload and keep shooting? Did you reload by touch only, without looking at your handgun? Did you shoot with your off hand? Did you shoot around an object or just stand there and plug away?
And in a separate email came this wise message: "A community that makes enemies with the police had better learn to make friends with its criminals."
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