Thursday, March 3, 2011

What if you need to evict someone?

What do you do if you need to evict someone from a house you own?

Suppose you come home and find someone in your home. Not a family member. Not a relative. Not an old classmate.

This person is in your house, and he acts like he owned it. Heck, maybe at one time he even did own it. But he's not a renter and he doesn't have a lease. Just assumptions.

And he won't leave. What do you do?

How about waiting until the house is empty and then changing all the locks and the code on the garage door opener? Bingo! The house is yours. (You might ask the local police to accompany you, just in case the guy's is in the shower and doesn't hear you knock.)

At the end of day, let's say the guy comes back to your house, drives into the driveway, hits the remote, and the garage door doesn't open! And then he finds that his key doesn't work.

Just turn up the TV a little. You don't have to answer the door, you know. Enjoy your evening and your week-end.

4 comments:

DirtyNed said...

Nice try Gus. I'm sure Bryan will figure it out without any outside help.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you are giving advice that is against the law! You can't evict someone like that LEGALLY!!!!

rommel said...

Ned, you're so wrong. Gus is speculating about what his neighbors might go through to rid themselves of his charming personality.

Gus can't be speaking of anyone in particular since he has no evidence - direct or otherwise that there's a problem up in Hebron (other than what he dreams up). Note how he's backed down from his earlier crap about Krause. He nuttier than Bachmann, just a bit more able to disguise it, right Gus?

Unknown said...

Can we evict you from Woodstock?