OK, folks. Grab your noodle strainers (colanders) and head over to the DMV for your new driver's license photo.
After all, if Arlington Heights' student Rachel Hoover, age 21, can get her D/L with a colander on her bean, why can't you? This is what our country is raising today, thanks to all your hard-earning dollars pouring into education.
It's a religious thing, don't you know? The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I'm not sure you want to make your checks out to CFSM and try to claim a tax deduction yet.
Check out Eric Zorn's article in the Chicago Tribune.
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2 comments:
I would NEVER read that sniveling little cowards column. Sorry.
Eric Zorn writes some good stuff. He wasn't endorsing the Pastafarians.
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