Today I read about the jailer in Washington County, Arkansas, who got in hot water at work after posing nude for Playboy's website. Seems that Sheriff Tim Helder doesn't have much of a sense of humor about Jessie Lunderby, 21, and her photogenerosity.
The "news" also was published on http://www.dirtykeithvsdirtyharry.blogspot.com/ and I thought I'd have a little fun with Dave, so I sent him a "press release", as follows:
"Subject: PHILPOTT QUITS SHERIFF'S RACE
"In a sudden announcement today, released only to DirtyKeithvsDirtyHarry, Gus Philpott announced he is quitting the race for Sheriff and moving to Washington County, Arkansas, where he will run for Sheriff in the next election.
"When he called a local moving company, they asked if he was the same guy who called earlier from Hebron. Philpott didn't understand the question.
"Philpott said that, one way of the other, he is going to get into the Washington County Jail! If Lunderby hasn't been cleared by the time he takes office, Philpott promises fast action. He also promises personal attention to the jailer's problems."
I should have known what Dave would do with the press release, and he did it.
I had a great day today, but this was the icing on the cake. Thanks for the good laugh, Dave!
No worries, Sheriff Helder. Your job is safe. I've got a race right here to win on Nov. 2!
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