Whom will Obama pardon?

Whom will Obama pardon on his way out the door on January 19th?

1. Rod Blagojevich. (when I was in Denver last month, I intended to go by the Englewood Federal Correctional Facility and take a selfie with it in the background.)

2. Hillary, Bill and Chelsea for all crimes, known and unknown, whether indicted, charged, found guilty - ever.

3. Harry Reid. Can a POTUS pardon someone for just being stupid?

4. Anthony Weiner

5. Loretta Lynch

6. Eric Holder

7. Lois Lerner, that idiot who was in charge of the IRS' charitable division (not that there is anything charitable about the IRS...)

Who else will be on Obama's list?