Saturday, July 20, 2013

CPA - in Woodstock?

CPA - you know what that means, don't you?

Cleaning, Pressing and Alterations...

Or Citizens Police Academy (CPA), brought to you by your friendly sheriff's department who, by the way, isn't the "police".

The McHenry County Sheriff's Department will offer the 11-week CPA, starting September 11th. For details, visit www.mchenrysheriff.org/citizen-police-academy.aspx

In addition to the Academy schedule, I recommend including Special High-Intensity Training in

A) How to avoid mixing politics and government
B) Knowing where deer are, if you run off the road at night
C) How to spoil a confidential DEA investigation
D) How to identify yourself if in a County squad car and running for office
E) How to avoid MCSD rules on take-home cars if you live or travel outside McHenry County
F) What to tell the media about dangerous work conditions if you are running for office
G) Understanding chain-of-command and how it might possibly include your boss

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