This tip just in from a friend. Sounds like a plan to me!
Due
to the high monthly cost, I have torn out my home security system and
have also resigned from the Neighborhood Watch Program and cancelled my
Home Insurance.
I have
installed a Syrian flag on my front porch, an Iranian flag next to my
flower bed and the black flag of ISIS waves from my roof-top.
The state police, city police, sheriff, FBI, CIA and Homeland Security are all now watching my house 24/7 at no monthly cost!!
1 comment:
Funny. And sad.
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