Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Free Home Security

This tip just in from a friend. Sounds like a plan to me!
Due to the high monthly cost, I have torn out my home security system and have also resigned from the Neighborhood Watch Program and cancelled my Home Insurance.
I have installed a Syrian flag on my front porch, an Iranian flag next to my flower bed and the black flag of ISIS waves from my roof-top.
The state police, city police, sheriff, FBI, CIA and Homeland Security are all now watching my house 24/7 at no monthly cost!!