On the Square? Where???

This week-end’s highly-touted Woodstock Music Fest was advertised as “on the Woodstock Square.” Really? “On” the Square?

Anyone looking for the Music Fest on the Square Friday night was sorely disappointed. What you had to do was walk OFF the Square, north on Main Street past the movie theater, up the driveway and into the parking lot behind the movie theater.

How in the world did they get away with advertising it as “on” the Square? Had it been “on” the square, listeners could have brought blankets and sat on the grass or on one of the benches on the Square.

Is there anyone is town who thinks that the parking lot west of the movie theater is “on” the Square? If so, raise your hands. Both of you…