tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095750659102120237.post8258769893611109619..comments2023-10-15T09:26:58.086-05:00Comments on Woodstock Advocate: Ouch, that hurts...Gushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09036550825708569102noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095750659102120237.post-69418638314722398052011-09-22T07:13:50.279-05:002011-09-22T07:13:50.279-05:00No mention of this crash has been made yet on the ...No mention of this crash has been made yet on the P.D. website.<br /><br />If they'd just report the details, probably not much attention would be given to it. Unless, of course, no driver was cited.<br /><br />The most recent press release (August 30) on the P.D. website is about the First Place award given to Woodstock P.D. for the 2010-2011 Illinois Traffic Safety Challenge.<br /><br />Sgt. Dennis Leard and the officers' focus and enthusiasm make for a viable traffic safety program, according to the release, which can be read in its entirety on the PD website.Gushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09036550825708569102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095750659102120237.post-14877808064963662222011-09-22T01:58:33.952-05:002011-09-22T01:58:33.952-05:00Gus, this appears to be a clear case of; 'Holy...Gus, this appears to be a clear case of; 'Holy Sh%$, the coffee is to darn hot, spilled on the officers lap, and officer ran into the closest concrete light post base!!<br /><br />We call this a 'Testicular' incident with a "Bench" ruling stating that if the officer uses a 'cup holder' carrier for the next twelve months, then<br />this 'Testicular' incident will be 'Patted Down' and expunched!<br /><br />Case closed!<br /><br />PS. Send the bill for damages to the police cruiser to "Wendy" for burning the officers 'Gum Balls!'<br /><br />"Wendy's" promises to provide all officers who utilize their drive thru window, a complimentary 'Frozen Malt,' just in case!!Midnight Rider Reviewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07588781358237856041noreply@blogger.com